Total Medals Earned: 492 (From 123 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,190 Points
Medals Earned: 25/50 (150/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Reach the top of the tower
Start playing!
Brandish the Tank
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Camlaidh
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Defeat Don
Defeat Osha
Enter the tower
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Check out the credits
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Collect all weapons
Brandish Sashka
Finish the game as Yeremey
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 10/20 (50/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Clear round 10.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Clear round 25.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Won a game of single player
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (35/485 points)
Played Season 2 for the first time!
Unlocked Deimos!
Unlocked Sanford!
Unlocked Hank!
Unlocked Tricky!
Unlocked Jeebus!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/480 points)
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 1/52 (5/330 points)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/55 points)
you gave tom your gift!
Give tom 10,000 gifts